The Classic Dick Towel
$19.99
Made from 100% ultra-absorbent cotton, this towel is perfect for the beach, the gym, or making your friends incredibly uncomfortable.
- One size fits all
- Guaranteed to start conversations
- Available in "Dot Com" White
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The world's most innovative (and slightly unnecessary) beach accessory.
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$19.99
Made from 100% ultra-absorbent cotton, this towel is perfect for the beach, the gym, or making your friends incredibly uncomfortable.